Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Best idea of the day

I'm going to sell my life story to a tabloid and run off to Paris. The subway system is fast and learning French shouldn't be too difficult for me.

I'll live in a tiny flat with a wrought-iron gate, buy an antique bike to ride in the rain, reject suitors in three or four languages and some well-placed kicks, eat croissants and cheese with abandon...

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