Sunday, October 21, 2007

IHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's worse!

I'm COVERED in little watery bumps! This is a curse, castigo, absolutely disgusting and to top it all off, itches like I'm being attacked by a small horde of veeeeery tiny mites.

I also washed my red Guatemalan blanket today, which bled hot pink liquid all over my sink and outside floor and is probably going to dye the grouting in the wash basin a permanent rosy color. My fingers and fingernails look like they've been immersed in Pepto-Bismol. Yuck.

I don't want to leave the house until I stop looking like I've been kidnapped by aliens and put through a battery of genetic tests.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?????????

Also? It is hot here. God help me, I'm not sure I'm ready for summer just yet!

1 comment:

Ali la Loca said...

Oooh, I feel really sorry for you. If it makes you feel any better, I got some weird skin thing last week that made the sides of my heels itch nonstop - it was so bad it was waking me up at night. So I get the 1,000 little mites thing...