I'm COVERED in little watery bumps! This is a curse, castigo, absolutely disgusting and to top it all off, itches like I'm being attacked by a small horde of veeeeery tiny mites.
I also washed my red Guatemalan blanket today, which bled hot pink liquid all over my sink and outside floor and is probably going to dye the grouting in the wash basin a permanent rosy color. My fingers and fingernails look like they've been immersed in Pepto-Bismol. Yuck.
I don't want to leave the house until I stop looking like I've been kidnapped by aliens and put through a battery of genetic tests.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?????????
Also? It is hot here. God help me, I'm not sure I'm ready for summer just yet!